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i just googled how he met her. she was doing a sycophantic interview of him for the crimson and he asked her out at the end of it. basically he's an insecure nerd who poses as outgoing and charismatic. he's that loud awkward kid you know. so he needs the "me love you long time" attitude.

Also, to go along with Robin's point: http://valleywag.gawker.com/5014640/dating-mark-zuckerberg-the-rules

If you say he could do better with this girl and he doesn't need her writing the rules of their relationship, I agree. He could do better, but he's missing a lot of the other things girls look for.

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Mother.Fucking.Uneducated.Idiot.

Have fun in shitlaw. Or read this and figure how why just "selling and chilling" is not possible when working with VC's: http://charliecrystle.blogspot.com/2010/07/how-liqduiation-preferences-kill.html

He has to be content with whatever salary he's being paid and whatever liquidity services FB is providing to founders and early employees. This is paltry compared to the "wealth" you're speculating about. There's a reason Zuckerberg still lives in a rental house on College Ave in Palo Alto instead of a mansion in Los Altos or Half Moon Bay.

And don't try to edit either.

Author: XO Historian (renada)

Posted: 07/31/10 10:53 PM

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Are you really this fucking stupid? He can't touch any of that wealth unless VC's OK it (they won't, since they've been pouring more cash in), until the litigation over FB has concluded, and until VC's take some of their cash first. There's no way he's anywhere close to seeing 8 or 9 figures--FB owes its VC's well into the hundreds of millions and there is no sign of an IPO anytime soon.

He has to be content with whatever salary he's being paid and whatever liquidity services FB is providing to founders and early employees. This is paltry compared to the "wealth" you're speculating about. There's a reason Zuckerberg still lives in a rental house on College Ave in Palo Alto instead of a mansion in Los Altos or Half Moon Bay.

There is a liquidity plan in place for FB. If it's similar to other start ups, you can get cash out (up to a limit) but the 3rd party buying the shares has to be approved and they always get a fantastic deal, whereas the counterparty settles for a fraction of what the stock could be worth. Usually, you use a trusted 3rd party to sell these shares, to ensure that the shares don't end up in the hands of someone with contrary interests to the firm.

Cashing out is looked down upon by VC's and Zuck has already turned down cash for his stake in FB before. Until the VC's are paid, Zuck can't get cash unless he took a very bad deal to get it. As an example, let's say a good estimate of his shares is X and he accepts 50% of X. Can you see why he wouldn't want to liquidate that much right now? He's also a weirdo and power-hungry guy.

I'd marry a normal woman who would be a good mother (with a prenup, natch) and then sleep around and do my best to not get caught.

With a prenup + $1B, the worst that happens is I get caught and try again.

Why have KIDS?!

Man, if I had billions of dollars, I'd be too busy leaving a trail of destruction in my wake to worry about any of that shit.

Now, I'm a scoundrel so if I were a billionaire I'd like all the good stuff marriage had to offer plus I can still screw around. A prenup is all that is needed to have your cake and eat it too.

My point is that there are benefits of marriage that cannot be attained with new pussy every few years or three months (with the right wife).

So, my solution is to have your cake and eat it too. Have a wife, cheat. Have you guys never cheated on a gf? I find it fun to lie and sneak around. To plan things out. Probably funner with unlimited funds. If wife is none the wiser or willfully blind for the money/lifestyle, then you get it all. If you get caught, no problem. You can find another woman of superb wife in no time with a billion.

Note: This doesn't mean that neither side can _attempt_ to have the prenup thrown out. It just means that, as a matter of law, it's fucking hard to overturn a prenup. Cheating wouldn't be enough (unless mentioned in the prenup), but cheating while the kids are in the house or something extreme/risky might be enough. If you cheat and get pregnant by someone else/knock up another woman, maybe. If you cheat and then give your partner an STD, possibly (and certainly could be other courses of action). Basically, it could get dirty and, for PR reasons if nothing else, you probably don't want to push the limits. This is why celebs end up paying out more than the prenup says--the need to avoid bad future PR and move on with their lives. If you can prevent the cheating from becoming well known and publicized, you save yourself a lot of money and career damage.

This is what you do when you're loaded. Zuckerberg's problem isn't money or prenups, it's that he is and always has been extremely awkward. Money doesn't buy suave confidence or masculine features.

Dumbs do the same thing when they rail against "intellectuals." Poors do the same thing when they rail against "elites." And so on.

Zuck did all of this so he could either 1) gain entrance to, or 2) usurp, in his favor, the highest rungs of Harvard's social environment. Anyone can claim other motives for wanting to do so, but even the most socially blind shut-in can recognize that dudes in the best frats and social organizations get the most access to the most desirable girls as a result of their status. Zuck was acutely aware of this, and his early actions and motivations in creating facebook indicate that pursuing that status was his motive.

Now Zuckerberg's done a 180 by being (outwardly) monogamous with a girl who I'm confident is a good and caring companion. I'm merely holding him to his own standard and noting the incongruence.

Again, Zuckerberg has had better, and this is a big step down for him, especially compared to what other mere millionaires pull regularly. Nobody would give a shit about this if Zuckerberg was a modest Bill Gates type who dated and married for love at the expense of maximal looks. But because he's the most superficial and obnoxious guy in social media, people are reveling in his self-pwnage.

The question is, will he at some point stop being a fag and take advantage of those opportunities? I mean, how long can a guy stand having to look at Bolo Yeung's face when he's thrusting and trying to cum? especially when you have attractive women doing their best to steal you? Unless he's just an asexual 'mo I don't see how he can resist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3hu3iG8B2g#t=1m35s